This blended story has is all. Sex and prostitution, check. Rock and Roll, check. Guns, check. The President of the United States, check. International scandal, check. Illegally smuggled black bears, check. Buckle Up.
Rocker Ted Nugent, see joke below, has pleaded guilty to transporting a black bear he illegally killed in southeast Alaska. He also pleaded guilty to being a third degree douche bag, a misdemeanor in most states.
Nugent made the admission in signing a plea agreement with federal prosecutors that was filed Friday in U.S. District Court.
Calls seeking comment from Nugent, his Anchorage attorney, Wayne Anthony Ross, and assistant U.S. Attorney Jack Schmidt were not immediately returned. Reports indicate that …insert joke about cat scratch fever…
The plea agreement says Nugent illegally shot and killed the bear in May 2009 on Sukkwan Island days after wounding a bear in a bow hunt, which counted toward a state seasonal limit of one bear.
According to the agreement, the hunt was filmed for his Outdoor Channel television show “Spirit of the Wild.”
The document says Nugent knowingly possessed and transported the bear in misdemeanor violation of the Lacey Act and Lacey Act of 1907, authored by Iowa Congressman John F. Lacey revised federal Indian Law.
Moving to the next story, Ted Nugent thought it cool to threaten, allegedly, the president. Here are his quotes.
“I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” and “if Barack Obama becomes the next president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”
(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.(b)The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 19 and 20.
Want some sex? I mean, in a story about government and law? Your getting it, so just sit there and take it. With that said, the secret service wasn’t being too discrete this week on an international trip to Brazil as the President of the United States discussed topics as drugs, sex trade and prostitution. So, what is the story. It is short…Okay, some of the secret service guys hired some prostitutes and then failed to pay them. They created a stir and media jumped on it.
One question that is the most important: Did they put our president in danger or was this their time off/to get off?
You can read some updates on the story. It pretty much is a few will start to quit. More will quit, then a few more will follow. We will all forget. Republicans will try to blame Obama even though it is the Treasury Department that controls them. And no one controls the Treasury Department (deep political commentary)!
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Rocker Ted Nugent agrees to plead guilty in federal case involving illegal Washington Post WBIR-TV. Rocker Ted Nugent agrees to plead guilty in federal case involving illegal Washington Post. ANCHORAGE Alaska Rocker and wildlife hunter Ted Nugent has agreed to plead guilty to transporting a black bear he illegally killed in southeast Alaska. Nugent made the admission in signing a plea agreement with federal prosecutors that was filed Ted Nugent will plead guilty to illegal black bear huntLos Angeles Times. Ted Nugent admits to illegal Alaska bear killAnchorage Daily News.
Ted Nugent Good professional meeting with Secret Service unfolds without Washington Post blog KGMI. Ted Nugent Good professional meeting with Secret Service unfolds without. Washington Post blog By The Reliable Source So how’d things go with that much-anticipated summit between Ted Nugent and the Secret Service If you were expecting fireworks understandable given the 70s heavy-metal star’s gift for bombast we’re sorry to disappoint. Ted Nugent controversy to chop heads off Obama admin. put to rest by Secret newjerseynewsroom.com. Secret Service closes case on Ted Nugent’s remarksCorning Leader. Ted Nugent’s meeting with the Secret Service about Obama threats of violence Entertainment Weekly.
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Michael Moore Tells Personal Ted Nugent Story Calls Rocker Sick Video Hollywood ReporterMichael Moore Tells Personal Ted Nugent Story Calls Rocker Sick Video Hollywood Reporter. Michael Moore and Ted Nugent rest on far opposite sides of the Hollywood political spectrum Moore is a committed liberal who won an Oscar for a documentary that took on the gun industry while Nugent is an arch conservative and vehement supporter.
“It’s sick. There’s a story that just came out, actually a couple of hours ago, somebody just sent it to me, where the Secret Service went to Ted’s ranch in 2005, when they were down there in Crawford – he lives in Crawford – and they went there and they let him shoot their guns at some barbecue he was having, some party,” Moore
“So the Secret Service was partying with Ted Nugent, and he takes their guns from them, and he [says] he had some bowling pins as targets. And he goes, ‘We’re just going to pretend that’s Michael Moore down there, and I’m going to blow him up,’ and he fires the gun,” Moore continued. “The guy’s a sick guy. I don’t know what to say.”
Bill Maher said on his show that to calling rock star Ted Nugent a threat is a simply as untrue as calling him a rock star.